Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th June 2010

Dilbert//7721, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 5th June 2010

Tags

quality metric bid proposals magic powers sarcastic silly joke serious hand paper muggles harry potter men in black

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Your quality metric for next year is to win 30% more bid proposals."

Dilbert says, "No problem. I'll use my magic powers to control how much our competitors bid."

The Boss says, "I worry that you're not taking this seriously."

Dilbert says, "If the muggles find out, I'll wipe their memories."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR QUALITY METRIC FOR NEXT YEAR IS TO WIN 30% MORE BID PROPOSALS.

NO PROBLEM. I'LL USE MY MAGIC POWERS TO CONTROL HOW MUCH OUR COMPETITORS BID.

I WORRY THAT YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.

IF THE MUGGLES FIND OUT, I'LL WIPE THEIR MEMORIES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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