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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th June 2010

Dilbert//7724, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 8th June 2010


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birthday cake coworker scott spit candle sarcastic queen of england fancy


Official transcript

Carol says, "We're having a birthday cake for Scott in the break room."

Dilbert says, "No thanks. I prefer cake that isn't frosted with the spit of recent candle-blowing."

Carol says, "Oooh, look at the Queen of England who likes her cake without spit. What's it like to be fancy?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WERE HAVING A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR SCOTT IN THE BREAK ROOM.

NO THANKS. I PREFER CAKE THAT ISN'T FROSTED WITH THE SPIT OF RECENT CANDLE-BLOWING.

OOOH, LOOK AT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND WHO LIKES HER CAKE WITHOUT SPIT. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE FANCY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Queen's Cake"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, an office worker, celebrating his birthday with a cake in the break room. However, he is disappointed to find that the cake has not been frosted with the spit of recent candle-blowing, as he had requested. Instead, the cake has been decorated with a fancy design, which Dilbert finds unappealing.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert celebrates his birthday with a cake in the break room.
  • He requests that the cake be frosted with the spit of recent candle-blowing.
  • The cake is instead decorated with a fancy design.
  • Dilbert is disappointed and finds the cake unappealing.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using spit as a cake decoration.

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