Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th June 2010

Dilbert//7724, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 8th June 2010

Tags

birthday cake coworker scott spit candle sarcastic queen of england fancy

Official transcript

Carol says, "We're having a birthday cake for Scott in the break room."

Dilbert says, "No thanks. I prefer cake that isn't frosted with the spit of recent candle-blowing."

Carol says, "Oooh, look at the Queen of England who likes her cake without spit. What's it like to be fancy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE HAVING A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR SCOTT IN THE BREAK ROOM.

NO THANKS. I PREFER CAKE THAT ISN'T FROSTED WITH THE SPIT OF RECENT CANDLE-BLOWING.

OOOH, LOOK AT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND WHO LIKES HER CAKE WITHOUT SPIT. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE FANCY?

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