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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th June 2010

Dilbert//7723, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 7th June 2010


Tags

report strategy boss' job labels managing


Official transcript

Alice says, "We've pieced together the fragments of your poor communication and believe we have deduced your strategy."

Alice says, "It appears that you are trying to get paid for doing little more than giving stupid labels to things."

The Boss says, "It's called managing!"

Alice says, "Good one."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WEVE PIECED TOGETHER THE FRAGMENTS OF YOUR POOR COMMUNICATION AND BELIEVE WE HAVE DEDUCED YOUR STRATEGY.

IT APPEARS THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO GET PAID FOR DOING LITTLE MORE THAN GIVING STUPID LABELS TO THINGS.

IT'S CALLED MANAGING!

GOOD ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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