Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th June 2010

Dilbert//7726, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 10th June 2010

Tags

meeting employee satisfaction chart point fire smart people stupid celebrate business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Employee satisfaction has doubled since last year!"

The Boss says, "The credit goes to our new program of firing smart people."

Alice says, "You're safe."

Coworker says, "Yeff!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EMPLOYEE SATISFAC TION HAS DOUBLED SINCE LAST YEAR!

EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION 1% 2% THE CREDIT GOES TO OUR NEW PROGRAM OF FIRING SMART PEOPLE.

YOU'RE SAFE.

YEFF!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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