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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th June 2010

Dilbert//7727, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 11th June 2010


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favor excuse integration manager director of sustainability real matrix management neo


Official transcript

Coworker says, "Wally, would you??"

Wally says, "No. I'm doing something important for the brand integration manager."

Coworker says, "Maybe after that you could?"

Wally says, "Then I'm doing a rush job for the director of sustainability."

Coworker says, "Are those even real people?"

Wally says, "Welcome to Matrix management, Neo."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, WOULD YOU.?

NO. I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT FOR THE BRAND INTEGRATION MANAGER.

MAYBE AFTER THAT YOU COULD...

THEN I'M DOING A RUSH JOB FOR THE DIRECTOR OF SUSTAIN ABILITY.

ARE THOSE EVEN REAL PEOPLE?

WELCOME TO MATRIX MANAGEMENT, NEO.

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