Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th June 2010

Dilbert//7728, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 12th June 2010

Tags

matrix management neo earbuds ipod computer powerpoint die scared technology

Official transcript

Wally says, "This is where you jack into matrix management, Neo."

Wally says, "Insert these iPod ear buds and fire up PowerPoint. The reality you once knew is gone."

Wally says, "One more thing: If your computer dies during powerpoint, your career dies in the real world."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS 1S WHERE YOU JACK INTO MATRIX MANAGEMENT, NEO.

INSERT THESE IPOD EAR BUDS AND FIRE UP POWERPOINT. THE REALITY YOU ONCE KNEW IS GONE.

ONE MORE THING: IF YOUR COMPUTER DIES DURING POWERPOINT, YOUR CAREER DIES IN THE REAL WORLD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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