Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th June 2010
Dilbert//7728, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 12th June 2010
Tags
matrix management neo earbuds ipod computer powerpoint die scared technology
Official transcript
Wally says, "This is where you jack into matrix management, Neo."
Wally says, "Insert these iPod ear buds and fire up PowerPoint. The reality you once knew is gone."
Wally says, "One more thing: If your computer dies during powerpoint, your career dies in the real world."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THIS 1S WHERE YOU JACK INTO MATRIX MANAGEMENT, NEO.
INSERT THESE IPOD EAR BUDS AND FIRE UP POWERPOINT. THE REALITY YOU ONCE KNEW IS GONE.
ONE MORE THING: IF YOUR COMPUTER DIES DURING POWERPOINT, YOUR CAREER DIES IN THE REAL WORLD.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "PowerPoint Pandemonium"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2010, revolves around a humorous scenario where a character's computer dies during a PowerPoint presentation. The strip consists of three panels:
- Panel 1: A man is seen inserting iPod earbuds into his ears, with a caption stating, "This is where you jack into Matrix management, Neo."
- Panel 2: The man is shown holding a laptop and addressing an audience, with a caption that reads, "Insert these iPod earbuds and fire up PowerPoint. The reality you once knew is gone."
- Panel 3: The man is seen standing in front of a computer screen, with a caption stating, "One more thing: if your computer dies during PowerPoint, your career dies in the real world."
The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of using PowerPoint presentations and the potential consequences of technical issues during such presentations.
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