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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th June 2010

Dilbert//7732, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 16th June 2010


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unholy alliance plan meeting room love cheese happy relationships


Official transcript

Wally says, "I propose an unholy alliance."

Carol says, "You have my attention."

Wally says, "Reserve every meeting room under my name for the year. That way you won't need to do any scheduling, and I won't need to attend any meetings."

Wally says, "Don't panic; that strange feeling is you falling in love with me."

Carol says, "It feels like I'm eating cheese!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I PROPOSE AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE.

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.

RESERVE EVERY MEETING ROOM UNDER MY NAME FOR THE YEAR. THAT WAY YOU WON'T NEED TO DO ANY SCHEDULING, AND I WON'T NEED TO ATTEND ANY MEETINGS.

DON'T PANIC; THAT STRANGE FEELING IS YOU FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME.

IT FEELS LIKE I'M EATING CHEESE!

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