Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th June 2010

Dilbert//7733, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 17th June 2010

Tags

avoid work lazy love crazy insane stalking old carpet married wide eyes relationships

Official transcript

Carol says, "Wally, you helped me avoid work, and now I can't help loving you."

Carol says, "I show my love by a combination of insanity and stalking."

Wally says, "Aren't you married?"

Carol says, "You owe me an old carpet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOU HELPED ME AVOID WORK, AND NOW I CAN'T HELP LOVING YOU.

I SHOW MY LOVE BY A COMBINATION OF INSANITY AND STALKING.

ARENT YOU MARRIED?

YOU OWE ME AN OLD CARPET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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