Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th June 2010

Dilbert//7735, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 19th June 2010

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dog warranty plan design hell hot tongs wide eyes evil insurance animals

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I hired a confusopoly consultant to help us design an extended warranty plan."

Dogbert says, "Our goal is to scare people into buying insurance that doesn't cover anything."

Dogbert says, "I can't tell you where the contract was designed, but be careful because it's still hot."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A CONFUSOPOLY CONSULTANT TO HELP US DESIGN AN EXTENDED WARRANTY PLAN OUR GOAL IS TO SCARE PEOPLE INTO BUYING INSURANCE THAT DOESN'T COVER ANYTHING.

I CANT TELL YOU WHERE THE CONTRACT WAS DESIGNED, BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE IT'S STILL HOT.

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