Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th June 2010

Dilbert//7734, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 18th June 2010

Tags

therapy cellphone apps crazy marketing steve jobs worried lie down business psychology

Official transcript

Tina says, "I can't stop buying phone apps that I don't need. Am I crazy?"

Therapist says, "Yes, you are totally batspit crazy. You'll need many sessions."

Therapist says, "Steve Jobs isn't the only one who can do marketing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CANT STOP BUYING PHONE APPS THAT I DONT NEED.

AM I CRAZY?

YES, YOU ARE TOTALLY BATSPIT CRAZY. YOU'LL NEED MANY SESSIONS.

STEVE JOBS ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO MARKETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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