Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th June 2010

Dilbert//7734, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 18th June 2010

Tags

therapy cellphone apps crazy marketing steve jobs worried lie down business psychology

Official transcript

Tina says, "I can't stop buying phone apps that I don't need. Am I crazy?"

Therapist says, "Yes, you are totally batspit crazy. You'll need many sessions."

Therapist says, "Steve Jobs isn't the only one who can do marketing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CANT STOP BUYING PHONE APPS THAT I DONT NEED.

AM I CRAZY?

YES, YOU ARE TOTALLY BATSPIT CRAZY. YOU'LL NEED MANY SESSIONS.

STEVE JOBS ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO MARKETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Madness"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man, sitting in a chair, looking frazzled and overwhelmed.
• A woman, representing a marketing expert, is lying on a couch, offering her services to help Dilbert with his marketing needs.
• The woman is described as "totally batshit crazy" and is willing to conduct many sessions to help Dilbert.
• Dilbert is hesitant to commit, citing his dislike of phone apps and his preference for traditional marketing methods.
• The woman responds by saying that Steve Jobs isn't the only one who can do marketing, implying that she has the skills and expertise to help Dilbert succeed.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of marketing experts and the lengths they will go to sell their services.

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