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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st June 2010

Dilbert//7737, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 21st June 2010


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Official transcript

Dilbert says, "?And I'll need all of that by tomorrow."

Coworker says, "No problem. I'll get right on it."

Dilbert says, "This is a bad sign. If you were even a little bit competent you would be overloaded with work."

Dilbert says, "Gaaa!!! I'm putting my trust in a moron!"

Coworker says, "Wow. You got there fast."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

. AND I'LL NEED ALL OF THAT BY TOMORROW.

NO PROBLEM.

I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.

THIS IS A BAD SIGN.

IF YOU WERE EVEN A LITTLE BIT COMPETENT YOU WOULD BE OVERLOADED WITH WORK.

GAAA!!!

I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN A MORON!

WOW.

YOU GOT THERE FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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