Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd June 2010

Dilbert//7738, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd June 2010

Tags

date romance cook sarcastic insult free catering

Official transcript

Woman says, "I like it when a man cooks for me."

Dilbert says, "I love it when a woman knows the difference between affection and free catering."

Dilbert says, "We wanted different things."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE IT WHEN A MAN COOKS FOR ME.

I LOVE IT WHEN A WOMAN KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AFFECTION AND FREE CATERING.

WE WANTED DIFFERENT THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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