Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th June 2010

Dilbert//7742, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 26th June 2010

Tags

failure estimate hallucinate assumption make up understanding

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Can you get me some failure estimates for our next gen product?"

Dilbert says, "I can if you like numbers that are based on hallucinated assumptions."

The Boss says, "I kind of do."

Dilbert says, "I think we have an understanding."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU GET ME SOME FAILURE ESTIMATES FOR OUR NEXT GEN PRODUCT?

I CAN IF YOU LIKE NUMBERS THAT ARE BASED ON HALLUCINATED ASSUMPTIONS KIND OF DO.

I THINK WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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