Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th June 2010

Dilbert//7745, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 29th June 2010

Tags

slug success energy fast fat stick paper slimy face health

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My success depends on your doing your role in a timely and energetic manner."

Dilbert says, "People say you're a big, fat slug, but I have confidence in you. I'll stick this to your slimy face and hope for the best."

Dilbert says, "I like to think I'm a pretty good judge of character."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SUCCESS DEPENDS ON YOU DOING YOUR ROLE IN A TIMELY AND ENERGETIC MANNER.

PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE A BIG, FAT SLUG, BUT I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOU. I'LL STICK THIS TO YOUR SLIMY FACE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

I LIKE TO THINK I'M A PRETTY GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Slimy Face and a Pretty Good Judge"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, sitting at his desk.
• He is being interviewed by a slug, who is dressed in a suit and tie.
• The slug asks Dilbert about his success, and Dilbert attributes it to his energetic and timely work habits.
• The slug then asks if Dilbert is a big, fat slug, but Dilbert assures him that he has confidence in him.
• The slug decides to stick the interview to Dilbert's slimy face and hopes for the best.
• Dilbert is unimpressed and thinks the slug is a pretty good judge of character.

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