Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th June 2010

Dilbert//7745, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 29th June 2010

Tags

slug success energy fast fat stick paper slimy face health

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My success depends on your doing your role in a timely and energetic manner."

Dilbert says, "People say you're a big, fat slug, but I have confidence in you. I'll stick this to your slimy face and hope for the best."

Dilbert says, "I like to think I'm a pretty good judge of character."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SUCCESS DEPENDS ON YOU DOING YOUR ROLE IN A TIMELY AND ENERGETIC MANNER.

PEOPLE SAY YOU'RE A BIG, FAT SLUG, BUT I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOU. I'LL STICK THIS TO YOUR SLIMY FACE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

I LIKE TO THINK I'M A PRETTY GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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