Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th June 2010

Dilbert//7744, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 28th June 2010

Tags

presentation 14% projector screen label ceo dry run

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I based my estimate on the reliable input of people who just wanted me to leave them alone."

Dilbert says, "I decided against labeling it because I'll probably need some deniability later."

Dilbert says, "Are we done with the dry run, or do you want me to use up all of my energy before our CEO gets here?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BASED MY ESTIMATE ON THE RELIABLE INPUT OF PEOPLE WHO JUST WANTED ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE.

14% I DECIDED AGAINST LABELING IT BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY NEED SOME DENIABILITY LATER.

14% ARE WE DONE WITH THE DRY RUN, OR DO YOU WANT ME TO USE UP ALL OF MY ENERGY BEFORE OUR CEO GETS HERE?

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