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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st July 2010

Dilbert//7747, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 1st July 2010


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meeting project coordinate give up business


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Make sure you coordinate with the brand manager and the category manager."

The Boss says, "And also the clients, the account execs, the project leaders, strategic planning, facilities management, product managers, marketing, and I.T."

Dilbert says, "All I heard was 'give up.'"

The Boss says, "Let's meet again in a year."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAKE SURE YOU COORDINATE WITH THE BRAND MANAGER AND THE CATEGORY MANAGER.

AND ALSO THE CLIENTS, THE ACCOUNT EXECS, THE PROJECT LEADERS, STRATEGIC PLANNING, FACILITIES MANAGEMENT, PRODUCT MANAGERS, MARKETING.

AND I.T.

ALL I HEARD WAS "GIVE UP." LET'S MEET AGAIN IN A YEAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Year in Review"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip humorously portrays a year-end meeting where the boss asks employees to coordinate with various departments, including brand managers, category managers, account executives, project leaders, strategic planners, facilities management, product managers, marketing, and IT. However, the employee responds with a sarcastic comment, "All I heard was 'give up,'" implying that the boss's request is overwhelming and unachievable. The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic nature of corporate meetings and the tendency for managers to overcomplicate tasks.

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