Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd July 2010

Dilbert//7748, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 2nd July 2010

Tags

rolling forecast worthless sarcasm meeting snork laugh drink coffee business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I've decided to move to a rolling forecast."

Dilbert says, "So, the problem is that forecasts are worthless, and your solution is to do more of them?"

Dilbert says, "If my sarcasm is a problem, I can solve that by doing more of it."

Wally says, "SNORK"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE TO A ROLLING FORECAST.

SO, THE PROBLEM IS THAT FORECASTS ARE WORTHLESS, AND YOUR SOLUTION IS TO DO MORE OF THEM?

IF MY SARCASM IS A PROBLEM, I CAN SOLVE THAT BY DOING MORE OF IT.

SNORK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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