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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd July 2010

Dilbert//7749, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 3rd July 2010


Tags

pension fun rat dartboard garfield posters


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Studies show that a rat with a dartboard can manage your pension fund as well as experts."

Ratbert says, "I invested your entire pension fund in Garfield posters."

Ratbert says, "I'm bad at darts."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

STUDIES SHOW THAT A RAT WITH A DARTBOARD CAN MANAGE YOUR PENSION FUND AS WELL AS EXPERTS.

I INVESTED YOUR ENTIRE PENSION FUND IN GARFIELD POSTERS.

I'M BAD AT DARTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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