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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th July 2010

Dilbert//7754, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 8th July 2010


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presentation sales division freak out dehydrate water sweat public speaking scared dry skeleton


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Alice, I need you to give a presentation to the entire sales division."

Alice says, "GAAA!!! The very thought of public speaking dehydrates me!"

The Boss thinks, "Maybe I should find someone moister."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, I NEED YOU TO GIVE A PRESENTATION TO THE ENTIRE SALES DIVISION GAAA!!! THE VERY THOUGHT OF PUBLIC SPEAKING DEHYDRATES !

MAYBE I SHOULD FIND SOMEONE MOISTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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