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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th July 2010

Dilbert//7759, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 13th July 2010


Tags

car rental reserve car insurance overpriced gas honest clown car ashtray


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I reserved a mid-sized sedan."

Man says, "We don?t care what you reserved. We're in the business of selling car insurance and overpriced gas."

Dilbert says, "That's refreshingly honest."

Man says, "I can get you into a clown car or an ashtray on wheels."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I RESERVED A MIDSIZED SEDAN CAR RENTAL WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU RESERVED.

WE'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF SELLING CAR INSURANCE AND OVERPRICED GAS.

THAT'S REFRESH INGLY HONEST.

I CAN GET YOU INTO A CLOWN CAR OR AN ASHTRAY ON WHEELS.

CAR RENTAL

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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