Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th July 2010

Dilbert//7760, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 14th July 2010

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meeeting car rental small low self-esteem raise hand upset

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "If my low self-esteem seems low, that's because I drove here in a rented tuna can on wheels."

Dilbert says, "It was such a bad automotive experience that I can't even pretend you should care what I have to say."

Dilbert says, "I loathe myself and the company that pays me. Who's with me on this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF MY SELF-ESTEEM S BECAUSE I DROVES HERE IN A RENTED TUNA CAN ON WHEELS.

IT WAS SUCH A BAD AUTOMOTIVE EXPERIENCE THAT I CAN'T EVEN PRETEND YOU SHOULD CARE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.

I LOATHE MYSELF AND THE COMPANY THAT PAYS ME. WHO'S WITH ME ON THIS?

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AI Analysis

Title: "Tuna on Wheels"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with corporate life. The strip begins with a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker, Wally, who is driving a rented car. Wally explains that he drove the car in a rented tuna can on wheels, which seems low to Dilbert. Wally then reveals that the experience was so bad that he can't even pretend to care what Dilbert has to say.

The conversation takes a turn when Dilbert's boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss (PHB), enters the room. PHB asks Dilbert if he loathes himself and the company that pays him, and if so, who's with him on this. Dilbert responds by asking if PHB is suggesting that they should all quit their jobs and start a new company together. PHB agrees, and the two of them leave the room, leaving Wally behind.

The strip ends with Wally looking dejected and alone, while Dilbert and PHB walk off into the distance, presumably to start their new venture. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the frustrations that come with working in a large company.

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