Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st July 2010

Dilbert//7767, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 21st July 2010

Tags

wide eyes merger hope status upgrade nonexistent unimportant job business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "The people buying our company don't know that your project exists."

The Boss says, "And you're not allowed to talk to anyone over there. But don't lose hope."

The Boss says, "I'm working hard to upgrade your status from nonexistent to unimportant."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PEOPLE BUYING OUR COMPANY DONT KNOW THAT YOUR PROJECT EXISTS.

AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO ANYONE OVER THERE.

BUT DON'T LOSE HOPE.

I'M WORKING HARD TO UPGRADE YOUR STATUS FROM NONEXISTENT TO UNIMPORTANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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