Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd July 2010

Dilbert//7768, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 22nd July 2010

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lab coat invention scan brain predict buy kill suspicious microwave smoke out of ears rays

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My invention can scan a person's brain and predict his buying decisions."

Dilbert says, "It says you plan to buy? a blunt object so you can kill me and claim credit for my invention."

Dilbert says, "I anticipated that, which is why I included a feature to microwave the offending part of your brain."

FERT!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY INVENTION CAN SCAN A PERSON'S BRAIN AND PREDICT HIS BUYING DECISIONS.

IT SAYS YOU PLAN TO BUY... A BLUNT OBJECT SO YOU CAN KILL ME AND CLAIM CREDIT FOR MY INVENTION I ANTICIPATED THAT, WHICH IS WHY I INCLUDED A FEATURE TO MICROWAVE THE OFFENDING PART OF YOUR BRAIN FERT!

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