Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th July 2010

Dilbert//7770, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 24th July 2010

Tags

advice death ray invention evil coffee maker disservice success garbage man

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My company wants to turn my invention into a death ray. How can I stop them from succeeding?"

Garbage man says, "There is one natural force that can stop any form of success. It goes by the name?"

Dilbert says, "Wally?"

Wally says, "How may I be of disservice?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY WANTS TO TURN MY INVENTION INTO A DEATH RAY. HOW CAN I STOP THEM FROM SUCCEEDING?

THERE IS ONE NATURAL FORCE THAT CAN STOP ANY FORM OF SUCCESS.

IT GOES BY THE NAME...

WALLY?

HOW MAY I BE OF DISSERVICE?

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