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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd July 2010

Dilbert//7769, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 23rd July 2010


Tags

death ray invention brain scan popcorn microwave worry eyebrows north korea


Official transcript

CEO CEO says, "We're getting a lot of interest in your death ray invention."

Dilbert says, "It's not a death ray. It's a portable brain scanner with a popcorn microwave option?"

Dilbert says, "Uh-oh. That's a death ray."

CEO says, "We have an RFQ from North Korea."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CEO WERE GETTING A LOT OF INTEREST IN YOUR DEATH RAY INVENTION IT'S NOT A DEATH RAY.

IT'S A PORTABLE BRAIN SCANNER WITH A POPCORN MICROWAVE OPTION...

UH-OH.

THAT'S A DEATH RAY.

WE HAVE AN RFQ FROM NORTH KOREA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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