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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th July 2010

Dilbert//7774, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 28th July 2010


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statue of liberty destroy pr responsibility clean up new york harbor light show weapon demo consultant cuba air force sink yell angry private jet head business


Official transcript

Dogbert the public relations consultant Dogbert says, "So you accidentally destroyed the Statue of Liberty?"

Dogbert says, "Her head is floating toward Cuba, and the president will probably order the air force to sink it."

CEO says, "I should watch that from my private jet."

Dogbert says, "FOCUS!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PUBLIC RELATIONS CONSULTANT SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY...

HER HEAD IS FLOATING TOWARD CUBA, AND THE PRESIDENT WILL PROBABLY ORDER THE AIR FORCE TO SINK IT.

I SHOULD WATCH THAT FROM MY PRIVATE JET.

FOCUS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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