Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th July 2010

Dilbert//7775, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 29th July 2010

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public relations statue of liberty destroy new york harbor weapon demo remorse fake glasses fake tears water flood

Official transcript

Dogbert the public relations consultant Dogbert says, "The public won't forgive you until you fake some remorse."

Dogbert says, "These glasses have a hose that leads to a pumping station and a huge reservoir of fake tears."

CEO says, "If we have another press conference, we should crack open a window."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PUBLIC RELATIONS CONSULTANT THE PUBLIC WON'T FORGIVE YOU UNTIL YOU FAKE SOME REMORSE.

THESE GLASSES HAVE A HOSE THAT LEADS TO A PUMPING STATION AND A HUGE RESERVOIR OF FAKE TEARS.

IF WE HAVE ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE, WE SHOULD CRACK OPEN A WINDOW.

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