Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd August 2010

Dilbert//7779, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 2nd August 2010

Tags

update script accomplish work suspicious

Official transcript

Wally says, "I made a script to write from the UFR SQL function to a log table I created for the DB so I can find the parameter errors."

Wally says, "I'm giving you this status update while the script is running, so I'm accomplishing two things now."

The Boss says, "How do I know you really did that thing you just said?"

Wally says, "I guess now I'm doing your job too."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MADE A SCRIPT TO WRITE FROM THE UFR SQL FUNCTION TO A LOG TABLE I CREATED FOR THE DB SO I CAN FIND THE PARAMETER ERRORS I'M GIVING YOU THIS STATUS UPDATE WHILE THE SCRIPT IS RUNNING, SO I'M ACCOMPLISHING TWO THINGS NOW.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU REALLY DID THAT THING YOU JUST SAID?

I GUESS NOW I'M DOING YOUR JOB TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Never-Ending Script"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, where Dilbert is working on a script to write from the UFR SQL function to a log table. The boss is pleased with Dilbert's progress, but also mentions that he has two more things to accomplish before he can take a break.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is working on a script to write from the UFR SQL function to a log table.
• The boss is pleased with Dilbert's progress, but also mentions that he has two more things to accomplish.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of never-ending tasks and the pressure to meet deadlines.

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