Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd August 2010

Dilbert//7780, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd August 2010

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empire consultant crown king employees undproductive ineffecient brow windshield business

Official transcript

Dogbert the empire consultant Dogbert says, "Make your employees less productive. That way your CEO will let you hire more of them."

Dogbert sys, "Inefficiency is the same thing as leadership. A king needs an entire country just to wipe his?"

The Boss says, "Brow?"

Dogbert says, "I was going to say windshield."

The Boss says, "Brow is catchier."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE EMPIRE CONSULTANT MAKE YOUR EMPLOYEES LESS PRODUCTIVE. THAT WAY YOUR CEO WILL LET YOU HIRE MORE OF THEM.

INEFFICIENCY IS THE SAME THING AS LEADERSHIP. A KING NEEDS AN ENTIRE COUNTRY JUST TO WIPE HIS...

BROW?

I WAS GOING TO SAY WINDSHIELD.

BROW IS CATCHIER.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Empire Consultant"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a clever and manipulative character, as a consultant to an empire. In the first panel, Dogbert advises the emperor to make his employees less productive, as this will allow him to hire more of them. The emperor is skeptical but agrees to try it. In the second panel, Dogbert explains that inefficiency is the same as leadership, and that a king needs an entire country just to wipe his brow. The emperor is intrigued and asks Dogbert to elaborate. In the third panel, Dogbert reveals that he was going to say "windshield," but instead said "brow is catchier." The emperor is amused by Dogbert's wit and agrees to implement his plan.

Key Takeaways:

• Dogbert uses his cunning and charisma to manipulate the emperor into following his advice.
• The emperor is initially skeptical but eventually becomes convinced by Dogbert's arguments.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of leadership and productivity, suggesting that sometimes it's better to be inefficient than to be overly productive.

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