Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd August 2010

Dilbert//7780, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd August 2010

Tags

empire consultant crown king employees undproductive ineffecient brow windshield business

Official transcript

Dogbert the empire consultant Dogbert says, "Make your employees less productive. That way your CEO will let you hire more of them."

Dogbert sys, "Inefficiency is the same thing as leadership. A king needs an entire country just to wipe his?"

The Boss says, "Brow?"

Dogbert says, "I was going to say windshield."

The Boss says, "Brow is catchier."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE EMPIRE CONSULTANT MAKE YOUR EMPLOYEES LESS PRODUCTIVE. THAT WAY YOUR CEO WILL LET YOU HIRE MORE OF THEM.

INEFFICIENCY IS THE SAME THING AS LEADERSHIP. A KING NEEDS AN ENTIRE COUNTRY JUST TO WIPE HIS...

BROW?

I WAS GOING TO SAY WINDSHIELD.

BROW IS CATCHIER.

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