Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th August 2010

Dilbert//7781, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 4th August 2010

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empire consultant crown king attendance present luck bit rate lab coat raise hand

Official transcript

Dogbert the empire builder consultant Dogbert says, "Success is just attendance plus luck."

Dogbert says, "You always want to be in the general vicinity when something good happens."

Dilbert says, "Wow. I just doubled the bit rate."

Boss says, "Present!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE EMPIRE BUILDER CONSULTANT SUCCESS IS JUST ATTENDANCE PLUS LUCK.

YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE IN THE GENERAL VICINITY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS.

WOW. I JUST DOUBLED THE BIT RATE.

PRESENT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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