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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th August 2010

Dilbert//7783, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 6th August 2010


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meeting introduce ellen useless annoyed waste protein network business


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "?And this is Ellen. She has no legitimate reason for attending this meeting."

Dilbert says, "I assume she's just nosey, or maybe it's a newworking sort of thing."

Dilbert says, "And this guy is a total waste of protein."

Ellen says, "Maybe next time we should introduce ourselves."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AND THIS IS ELLEN. SHE HAS NO LEGITIMATE REASON FOR ATTENDING THIS MEETING.

I ASSUME SHE'S JUST NOSEY, OR MAYBE IT'S A NETWORKING SORT OF THING.

AND THIS GUY IS A TOTAL WASTE OF PROTEIN.

MAYBE NEXT TIME WE SHOULD INTRODUCE OURSELVES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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