Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th August 2010

Dilbert//7784, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 7th August 2010

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presentation meeting the end apathy hate questions business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "That's my plan. I'd like to thank all of you for your utter apathy."

Dilbert says, "A few of your stayed awake, and I think I got some accidental eye contact once when the A.C. made a noise."

Dilbert says, "In conclusion, I hate my job, I hate my coworkers, and I hope feral cats eat every one of you."

Coworker says, "Are you taking questions?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT'S MY PLAN. I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR UTTER APATHY.

THE END A FEW OF YOU STAYED AWAKE, AND I THINK I GOT SOME ACCIDENTAL EYE CONTACT ONCE WHEN THE A.C. MADE A NOISE.

IN CONCLUSION, I HATE MY JOB, I HATE MY COWORKERS, AND I HOPE FERAL CATS EAT EVERY ONE OF YOU.

ARE YOU TAKING QUESTIONS?

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