Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th August 2010

Dilbert//7787, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 10th August 2010

Tags

special project secret confidential idiot question placebo

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I need answers to these questions for a confidential project. I can't tell you more."

Coworker says, "I'm a complete idiot and even I can deduce from your questions what the project must be."

Dilbert says, "I anticipated that, so some of you idiots are getting placebo questions."

Coworker says, "Well played."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS FOR A CONFIDENTIAL PROJECT. I CANT TELL YOU MORE.

I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT AND EVEN I CAN DEDUCE FROM YOUR QUESTIONS WHAT THE PROJECT MUST BE.

I ANTICIPATED THAT, SO SOME OF YOU IDIOTS ARE GETTING PLACEBO QUESTIONS.

WELL PLAYED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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