Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th August 2010

Dilbert//7786, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 9th August 2010

Tags

special project secret confidential dig grave shovel death medical

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I need you to work on a highly confidential project."

The Boss says, "When you're done, I want you to dig your own shallow grave and beat yourself to death with the shovel."

Dilbert says, "Why does it feel as if my entire career has been preparation for this project?"

The Boss says, "You're welcome."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO WORK ON A HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL PROJECT.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE, I WANT YOU TO DIG YOUR OWN SHALLOW GRAVE AND BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH THE SHOVEL.

WHY DOES IT FEEL AS IF MY ENTIRE CAREER HAS BEEN PREPARATION FOR THIS PROJECT?

YOU'RE WELCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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