Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th August 2010

Dilbert//7789, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 12th August 2010

Tags

teeth dentist vampire tips fangs fear excited mouth open walrus

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I asked my dentist to put vampire tips on my incisors so I'd be more intimidating."

The Boss says, "Here comes Alice. Watch me put the fear into her."

Alice says, "You need to lose a few pounds to pull of the vampire look. This is more of a walrus vibe."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ASKED MY DENTIST TO PUT VAMPIRE TIPS ON MY INCISORS SO I D BE MORE INTIMIDATING.

HERE COMES ALICE.

WATCH ME PUT THE FEAR INTO HER.

YOU NEED TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS TO PULL OFF THE VAMPIRE LOOK.

THIS IS MORE OF A WALRUS VIBE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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