Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th August 2010

Dilbert//7789, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 12th August 2010

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teeth dentist vampire tips fangs fear excited mouth open walrus

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I asked my dentist to put vampire tips on my incisors so I'd be more intimidating."

The Boss says, "Here comes Alice. Watch me put the fear into her."

Alice says, "You need to lose a few pounds to pull of the vampire look. This is more of a walrus vibe."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ASKED MY DENTIST TO PUT VAMPIRE TIPS ON MY INCISORS SO I D BE MORE INTIMIDATING.

HERE COMES ALICE.

WATCH ME PUT THE FEAR INTO HER.

YOU NEED TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS TO PULL OFF THE VAMPIRE LOOK.

THIS IS MORE OF A WALRUS VIBE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Vampire Dentist"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his dentist, who has requested vampire tips on his incisors. The dentist responds by putting the fear into Alice, a woman who is present in the room. The man is then told that he needs to lose a few pounds to pull off the vampire look, which is more of a walrus vibe. The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of a vampire dentist and the challenges of achieving a vampire-like appearance.

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