Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th August 2010

Dilbert//7790, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 13th August 2010

Tags

meeting suicide face front web only company business

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "You're a third-rate company in a dying industry."

Dogbert says, "I recommend consultant-assisted corporate suicide."

The Boss says, "Will it hurt?"

Dogbert says, "It might sting a little when you announce your'e going to be a web-only company."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE A THIRD-RATE COMPANY IN A DYING INDUSTRY.

I RECOMMEND CONSULTANT-ASSISTED CORPORATE SUICIDE.

WILL IT MIGHT STING IT A LITTLE WHEN HURT?

YOU ANNOUNCE YOU'RE GOING TO BE A WEB - ONLY COMPANY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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