Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd September 2010

Dilbert//7811, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 3rd September 2010

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company lawyer recall poisonous spines shake hands quality assurance arms out

Official transcript

Company Lawyer Lawyer says, "We should consider doing a recall on our product."

Lawyer says, "When it warms up, it explodes and hurls poisonous spines in every direction."

The Boss says, "Where's the director of quality assurance?"

Lawyer says, "Pinned to the test lab ceiling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER WE SHOULD CONSIDER DOING A RECALL ON OUR PRODUCT.

WHEN IT WARMS UP, IT EXPLODES AND HURLS POISONOUS SPINES IN EVERY DIRECTION.

WHERE'S THE DIRECTOR OF QUALITY ASSURANCE?

PINNED TO THE TEST LAB CEILING.

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