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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd September 2010

Dilbert//7811, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 3rd September 2010


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company lawyer recall poisonous spines shake hands quality assurance arms out


Official transcript

Company Lawyer Lawyer says, "We should consider doing a recall on our product."

Lawyer says, "When it warms up, it explodes and hurls poisonous spines in every direction."

The Boss says, "Where's the director of quality assurance?"

Lawyer says, "Pinned to the test lab ceiling."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER WE SHOULD CONSIDER DOING A RECALL ON OUR PRODUCT.

WHEN IT WARMS UP, IT EXPLODES AND HURLS POISONOUS SPINES IN EVERY DIRECTION.

WHERE'S THE DIRECTOR OF QUALITY ASSURANCE?

PINNED TO THE TEST LAB CEILING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Quality Assurance"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company lawyer's inquiry about the product's quality assurance. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • The lawyer asks about the recall process, prompting the director to explain that the product explodes and hurls poisonous spines in every direction.
  • The lawyer then inquires about the location of the quality assurance director, to which the director responds by pointing to the test lab ceiling.

This humorous exchange highlights the importance of quality assurance in product development and the potential consequences of neglecting it.

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