Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th September 2010

Dilbert//7812, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 4th September 2010

Tags

new product defective kill recall fix overalls bleach scrubby brush shake hands

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I have a new job for you. Our product is defective and it's killing customers."

Dilbert says, "You want me to organize a recall?"

The Boss says, "No."

Dilbert says, "Engineer a fix?"

The Boss says, "No."

The Boss says, "You'll need overalls, several barrels of bleach and some sort of scrubby brush."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A NEW JOB FOR YOU. OUR PRODUCT IS DEFECTIVE AND IT'S KILLING CUSTOMERS.

YOU WANT ME TO ORGANIZE A RECALL?

NO.

ENGINEER A FIX?

NO.

YOULL NEED OVERALLS, SEVERAL BARRELS OF BLEACH AND SOME SORT OF SCRUBBY BRUSH.

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