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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th September 2010

Dilbert//7812, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 4th September 2010


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new product defective kill recall fix overalls bleach scrubby brush shake hands


Official transcript

The Boss says, "I have a new job for you. Our product is defective and it's killing customers."

Dilbert says, "You want me to organize a recall?"

The Boss says, "No."

Dilbert says, "Engineer a fix?"

The Boss says, "No."

The Boss says, "You'll need overalls, several barrels of bleach and some sort of scrubby brush."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A NEW JOB FOR YOU. OUR PRODUCT IS DEFECTIVE AND IT'S KILLING CUSTOMERS.

YOU WANT ME TO ORGANIZE A RECALL?

NO.

ENGINEER A FIX?

NO.

YOULL NEED OVERALLS, SEVERAL BARRELS OF BLEACH AND SOME SORT OF SCRUBBY BRUSH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Recall"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between an engineer and a boss. The boss wants the engineer to organize a recall of a defective product, but the engineer is hesitant to do so. The boss explains that the product is killing customers, and the engineer responds by asking if he needs to "engineer a fix" or simply "organize a recall." The boss is confused by the engineer's response and asks if he needs to sort out some scrubby brush, implying that the engineer is not taking the situation seriously.

Key Points:

  • The boss wants the engineer to organize a recall of a defective product.
  • The engineer is hesitant to do so, asking if he needs to "engineer a fix" or simply "organize a recall."
  • The boss is confused by the engineer's response and asks if he needs to sort out some scrubby brush.
  • The comic strip highlights the engineer's lack of enthusiasm and the boss's frustration with the situation.

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