Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th September 2010

Dilbert//7816, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 8th September 2010

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cleaning janitor crime scene overalls assistant excited squeegee brains

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Ratbert, would you like to be my assistant in the crime scene cleaning profession?"

Ratbert says, "Me?!"

Ratbert says, "You had me at 'brains and squeegees.'"

Dilbert says, "I didn't say any of those words."

Ratbert says, "Would it kill you to say them now?"

Dilbert says, "If it does, you can clean me up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY ASSISTANT IN THE CRIME SCENE CLEANING PROFESSION?

? !

YOU HAD ME AT "BRAINS AND SQUEEGEES." I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THOSE WORDS.

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SAY THEM NOW?

IF IT DOES, YOU CAN CLEAN ME UP.

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