Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th September 2010

Dilbert//7817, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 9th September 2010

Tags

cleaning janitor crime scene overalls assistant feet in air dead body mop duct tape

Official transcript

Crime Scene Cleaning Dilbert says, "There's no budget for a mop or cleaning supplies."

Dilbert says, "All I have is this pole and you."

Ratbert says, "You could duct tape me to the pole."

Dilbert says, "Yup. If we had duct tape."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CRIME SCENE CLEANING THERE'S NO BUDGET FOR A MOP OR CLEANING SUPPLIES.

ALL I HAVE IS THIS POLE AND YOU.

YOU COULD DUCT

ME TO THE POLE.

YUP. IF WE HAD DUCT TAPE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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