Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th September 2010

Dilbert//7817, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 9th September 2010

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cleaning janitor crime scene overalls assistant feet in air dead body mop duct tape

Official transcript

Crime Scene Cleaning Dilbert says, "There's no budget for a mop or cleaning supplies."

Dilbert says, "All I have is this pole and you."

Ratbert says, "You could duct tape me to the pole."

Dilbert says, "Yup. If we had duct tape."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CRIME SCENE CLEANING THERE'S NO BUDGET FOR A MOP OR CLEANING SUPPLIES.

ALL I HAVE IS THIS POLE AND YOU.

YOU COULD DUCT

ME TO THE POLE.

YUP. IF WE HAD DUCT TAPE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Crime Scene Cleaning"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a crime scene with a man holding a mop and a dog standing next to him.
• The dog asks if there is a budget for cleaning supplies, and the man responds that there is no budget.
• The dog then suggests using duct tape to clean the pole, and the man agrees.
• The dog proceeds to use duct tape to clean the pole, but ends up getting stuck to it.
• The man tries to help the dog, but ultimately decides to leave it stuck to the pole.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using duct tape as a solution to every problem, and the absurdity of the situation.

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