Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th September 2010

Dilbert//7819, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 11th September 2010

Tags

frankenstein human resources focus group scared angry fire marshal economy job market business

Official transcript

Catbert says, "We need someone to run focus groups about our existing products."

Frankenstein says, "What is a focus group?"

Catbert says, "In our case, it's like mob of angry villagers armed with sharp pens."

Catbert says, "And you'd also be the fire marshal for the floor. Are you in?"

Catbert says, "Yeah. It's a tough job market."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED SOMEONE TO RUN FOCUS GROUPS ABOUT OUR EXISTING PRODUCTS.

WHAT IS A FOCUS GROUP?

IN OUR CASE, IT'S LIKE A MOB OF ANGRY VILLAGERS ARMED WITH SHARP PENS.

AND YOU'D ALSO BE THE FIRE MARSHAL FOR THE FLOOR. ARE YOU IN?

YEAH. IT'S A TOUGH JOB MARKET.

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