Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th September 2010

Dilbert//7818, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 10th September 2010

Tags

cleaning janitor crime scene overalls shut down assistant ratbert human body parts recycling bins frankenstein

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We need to shut down our crime scene cleaning division."

The Boss says, "Apparently your assistant, Ratbert, has been putting human remains in the recycling bins."

Dilbert says, "That's a harmless mistake. What's the worst thing that could happen?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN OUR CRIME SCENE CLEANING DIVISION.

APPARENTLY YOUR ASSISTANT, RATBERT, HAS BEEN PUTTING HUMAN REMAINS IN THE RECYCLING BINS.

THAT'S A HARMLESS MISTAKE. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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