Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th September 2010

Dilbert//7818, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 10th September 2010

Tags

cleaning janitor crime scene overalls shut down assistant ratbert human body parts recycling bins frankenstein

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We need to shut down our crime scene cleaning division."

The Boss says, "Apparently your assistant, Ratbert, has been putting human remains in the recycling bins."

Dilbert says, "That's a harmless mistake. What's the worst thing that could happen?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN OUR CRIME SCENE CLEANING DIVISION.

APPARENTLY YOUR ASSISTANT, RATBERT, HAS BEEN PUTTING HUMAN REMAINS IN THE RECYCLING BINS.

THAT'S A HARMLESS MISTAKE. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Frankenstein's Assistant"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an assistant, with a humorous twist. The boss instructs the assistant to shut down the crime scene cleaning division, but the assistant mistakenly puts a human in the recycling bins instead. The boss is shocked and asks what the worst thing that could happen. The assistant responds by introducing Frankenstein's monster, who is standing behind him, as the worst thing that could happen.

Key Elements:

• A boss and assistant discussing the crime scene cleaning division
• The assistant mistakenly putting a human in the recycling bins
• The boss's shock and question about the worst thing that could happen
• The introduction of Frankenstein's monster as the worst thing that could happen
• A humorous and unexpected twist on a typical workplace scenario

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