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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th September 2010

Dilbert//7821, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 13th September 2010


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new employee coworker meeting introduce front marketing social media facebook twitter blog scared point accuse fire business technology


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Beth is our new marketing manager for social media."

The Boss says, "By the way, company policy forbids the use of Facebook and Twitter at work. And we don't trust you to work from home."

The Boss says, "If you blog about how lame we are, you're fired!!!"

Beth thinks, "First day, not so good."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BETH IS OUR NEW MARKETING MANAGER FOR SOCIAL MEDIA.

BY THE WAY, COMPANY POLICY FORBIDS THE USE OF FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AT WORK. AND WE DON'T TRUST YOU TO WORK FROM HOME.

IF YOU BLOG ABOUT HOW LAME WE ARE, YOU'RE FIRED!!!

FIRST DAY, NOT SO GOOD.

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