Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th September 2010

Dilbert//7822, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 14th September 2010

Tags

meeting facebook twitter marketing social media new employee coworker cats drunk stupid business technology

Official transcript

Beth says, "As the marketing manager for social media, my job is to use these two words a lot."

Beth says, "Marketing through social media is like herding cats. And just to make it interesting, many of the cats are drunk and stupid."

Dilbert says, "Burn."

Catbert says, "I am totally defriending that witch."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS THE MARKETING MANAGER FOR SOCIAL MEDIA, MY JOB IS TO USE THESE TWO WORDS A LOT.

FACEBOOK TWITTER MARKETING THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA IS LIKE HERDING CATS. AND JUST TO MAKE IT INTERESTING, MANY OF THE CATS ARE DRUNK AND STUPID.

BURN I AM TOTALLY DEFRIENDING THAT WITCH.

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