Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd September 2010

Dilbert//7831, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 23rd September 2010

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pitchman new product salesman block of wood machine rays reality distortion stand on stool consumers

Official transcript

Dogbert the Pitchman Dogbert says, "Fire up the reality distortion field as soon as I'm introduced."

Dogbert says, "Our product is nothing but a block of wood, and yet you need three of them."

Man says, "I am a creative individual who does as he is told."

Man 2 says, "I can't feel my arm!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PITCHMAN FIRE UP THE REALITY DISTORTION FIELD AS SOON AS I'M INTRODUCED.

OUR PRODUCT IS NOTHING BUT A BLOCK OF WOOD, AND YET YOU NEED THREE OF THEM.

I AM A CREATIVE INDIVIDUAL WHO DOES AS HE IS TOLD.

I CAN'T FEEL MY ARM!

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