Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th September 2010

Dilbert//7834, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 26th September 2010

Tags

job interview employee walk coffee cup applicant phone ring wake up brag

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Interview this applicant and tell me if he's right for our company."

Wally says, "Tim, we don't set the bar as high as we used to."

Wally says, "As business slowed, we were happy with anyone who put in eight hours a day."

Wally says, "then our best people left."

Wally says, "Now on cubicles are mostly used for napping."

Wally says, "So my question is this: Would a ringing phone wak you up?"

Tim says, "Probably."

Wally says, "He comes across as a braggart."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INTERVIEW THIS APPLICANT AND TELL ME IF HE'S RIGHT FOR OUR COMPANY.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com TIM, WE DON'T SET THE BAR AS HIGH AS WE USED TO.

IN OUR GOLDEN DAYS, WE INSISTED ON EMPLOYEES WHO COULD WORK TIRELESSLY THROUGH THE NIGHT.

AS BUSINESS SLOWED.

WE WERE HAPPY WITH ANYONE WHO PUT IN EIGHT HOURS A DAY.

THEN OUR BEST PEOPLE LEFT.

NOW OUR CUBICLES ARE MOSTLY USED FOR NAPPING.

SO MY QUESTION IS THIS: WOULD A RINGING PHONE WAKE YOU UP?

PROBABLY, HE COMES ACROSS AS A BRAGGART.

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