Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th September 2010

Dilbert//7833, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 25th September 2010

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communication skills training class stand on stool idiots pairs coworker

Official transcript

Communication Skills Training Dogbert says, "Today you will learn how to listen to idiots without snoring."

Dogbert says, "Break into groups of two, with one idiot and one non-idiot in each pair."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMMUNICATION SKILLS TRAINING TODAY YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO LISTEN TO IDIOTS WITHOUT SNORTING.

BREAK INTO GROUPS OF TWO, WITH ONE IDIOT AND ONE NON-IDIOT IN EACH PAIR.

DO YOU WANT TO BE MY PARTNER?

UM...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Communication Skills Training"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where an individual is instructed on how to listen to idiots without snorting. The person is then asked to participate in a group exercise with one idiot and one non-idiot in each pair. However, the punchline reveals that the person's partner is an idiot, leading to a humorous exchange where the person asks if they can be the partner instead.

Key Elements:

• A person is given instructions on how to listen to idiots without snorting.
• The person is then asked to participate in a group exercise with one idiot and one non-idiot in each pair.
• The person's partner is revealed to be an idiot, leading to a humorous exchange.
• The person asks if they can be the partner instead, implying that they would rather not have to deal with the idiot.

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