Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th October 2010

Dilbert//7850, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 12th October 2010

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consult customer data money privacy real name wag tail

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults Dogbert says, "Your customer data is worth a fortune."

Dogbert says, "I'll find you some buyers if you give me 25%."

CEO says, "What about privacy?"

Dogbert says, "That's not a problem. I never use my real name."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOUR CUSTOMER DATA IS WORTH A FORTUNE.

I'LL FIND YOU SOME BUYERS IF YOU GIVE ME 25%.

WHAT ABOUT PRIVACY?

THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. I NEVER USE MY REAL NAME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Data is Worth a Fortune"

Summary:

The comic strip features a customer, Dogbert, who is being consulted by a client. The client asks Dogbert if he can find some buyers for the customer's data, offering a 25% commission. Dogbert responds that he never uses his real name and that the customer's data is worth a fortune. The client is unaware of the true value of the customer's data and is only interested in buying it. The comic strip highlights the importance of protecting personal data and the potential consequences of selling it without consent.

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