Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th October 2010

Dilbert//7851, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 13th October 2010

Tags

consult customer data money meeting front ethical enemy business

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults Dogbert says, "Customer data is an asset that you can sell."

Dogbert says, "It's totally ethical because our customers would do the same thing to us if they could."

The Boss says, "Sounds fair."

Dogbert says, "In phase one, we'll dehumanize the enemy by calling them 'data.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS CUSTOMER DATA IS AN ASSET THAT YOU CAN SELL.

IT'S TOTALLY ETHICAL BECAUSE OUR CUSTOMERS WOULD DO THE SAME THING TO US IF THEY COULD.

IN PHASE SOUNDS ONE, WELL FAIR.

DEHUMANIZE THE ENEMY BY CALLING THEM "DATA."

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