Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th November 2010

Dilbert//7881, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 12th November 2010

Tags

late jacket emails parking lot idiot stupid questions angry grit teeth

Official transcript

The Boss says, "You're two hours late."

Wally says, "I was doing e-mail in the parking lot."

Wally says, "I like to bang out a few hours of work before some idiot starts asking me dumb questions."

Wally says, "It would be funny if the next thing you say is in the form of a question."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE TWO HOURS LATE.

I WAS DOING EMAIL IN THE PARKING LOT.

I LIKE TO BANG OUT A FEW HOURS OF WORK BEFORE SOME IDIOT STARTS ASKING ME DUMB QUESTIONS.

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THE NEXT THING YOU SAY IS IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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